Amusing email exchange

... between me & my husband today ...

me: so how's your day going besides all that?

him: It's fine, just working on UI, Yay!!!!!11!!!!!!111one!
How is your day?
Love you!

me: Oh boy, UI!!! You've mastered the fake excitement brilliantly ;)
My day is craptastic! I can't wait for it to be over in 45 minutes! If it's over then! At least I finished the disgusting testing documentation task (for today - I may have to do some more tomorrow when [coworker] looks it over and tells me more stuff). In between working on that, I've been answering the phone because [other coworker] is gone. Love those nutcases who call here! And also, I've been talking to this one guy who refuses to talk to me, which is awesome! And fun!
I love you too! What are we going to have for dinner tonight?

him: Me gusta los tacos y las enchiladas!
Los tacos o las enchiladas por favor senorita.

me: No habla Espanol. Did you say you want me to "po(u)r" the tacos or enchiladas like into a drain or something? Turn them into party "favor"s? ARE WE HAVING A PARTY?!?!? Can I go?

him: You're not invited, no. But you have to help cook.

me: I'm so not helping cook if I can't go. So there.