ice cream

i went to marble slab yesterday, and as i was grabbing my spoon, a little kid next to me dropped her ice cream, which was in a cup. it landed right side up amazingly on the floor, and on the way down it got on my shorts on my right side. the mom apologized profusely, handed me a napkin. i wiped my shorts, balancing my own ice cream and wallet and napkins and stuff, and turned to leave just as the little girl, who'd picked up her ice cream was was beginning to eat it, began to walk right where i was going. i got ice creamed on my left side on my shorts as well because the girl was short. everyone in the store laughed, and i did too, and cleaned *that* side of my shorts. someone told me i better get out of the store before anything else happened, so i did.
and ate my ice cream outside.
chocolate mint with oreos and snickers. mmmmm.